James Cameron Facts (ala Chuck Norris)

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    James Cameron Facts (ala Chuck Norris)

    Post by alvspr on Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:03 pm

    James Cameron Facts (ala Chuck Norris)

    James Cameron was bitten by a piranha on the set of Piranha II: The Spawning. After a week of excruciating pain, the piranha died.

    Contrary to popular belief, the statue given out at the Academy Awards is known as the Cameron.

    All films made before the year 1981 are dated on a descending scale by year and designated B.C. for "Before Cameron."

    The box office gross of a James Cameron movie doesn't have to be adjusted to account for inflation. Inflation has to be adjusted to account for the box office gross of a James Cameron movie.

    James Cameron includes an intermission in all of his movies just to give you enough time to catch your breath. It's called the rest of your life.

    A James Cameron movie never gets remastered. Once is all it needs.

    On the set of The Abyss, James Cameron didn't get wet. Water got James Cameron.

    The movie camera was named after James Cameron in 1888 in anticipation of his eventual birth and reign as king of the world.

    We thought God created the world in 7 days. James Cameron has since revealed it was only test footage to hold us over until Pandora was ready.

    What do King Kong, Tyrannosaurus Rex and Optimus Prime have in common? They make James Cameron laugh.

    There is no such thing as a home video format war. If James Cameron's movies aren't released on the format, it never existed.

    Remember Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg? Neither does James Cameron.

    James Cameron once filmed a movie using only a flashlight, a magnifying glass and a roll of duct tape. It was based on a script he wrote on the back of a postage stamp. The movie became a critically-acclaimed, award-winning, record-grossing blockbuster.

    James Cameron's CGI doesn't simulate reality. Reality simulates James Cameron's CGI.

    A James Cameron movie doesn't go over budget. Budget goes under a James Cameron movie.

    James Cameron rode on the back of a live missile while shooting the climactic scene in True Lies. It took 27 takes. He didn't break a sweat.

    God created humans with two eyes placed forward of the head several inches apart so we could see stereoscopically and judge depth - in preperation for a future James Cameron film format!

    James Cameron makes all his movies twice - one version for your left eye and one for your right. It's called 3D.

    There are no creature effects in Aliens - James Cameron hand-reared the nest!

    James Cameron actually gave the Joker his scars.

    Hulk doesn't like James Cameron when he's angry.

    James Cameron talks about Fight Club.

    Cameron Diaz has a career only because of her name.

    God isn't dead. He's hiding from James Cameron.

    James Cameron doesn't have nightmares. Nightmares have James Cameron.

    When Freddy Krueger dreams, James Cameron stalks him.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity because he was counting the box office of Avatar. Twice.

    The real Titanic didnt sink, James Cameron's film was merely a what if scenario. The cultural impact of the film sent a shockwave thru time which caused the real ship to hit an iceberg and sink.
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    Re: James Cameron Facts (ala Chuck Norris)

    Post by Gregoriouse The Great on Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:14 pm

    Oh I know a Chuck Norris fact! He'll never be as good as Bruce Lee.


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    Re: James Cameron Facts (ala Chuck Norris)

    Post by seven on Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:23 pm

    Gregoriouse The Great wrote:Oh I know a Chuck Norris fact! He'll never be as good as Bruce Lee.
    Uh Oh...Now them's fighting words!
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    Re: James Cameron Facts (ala Chuck Norris)

    Post by rainshadow on Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:10 am

    Chuck Norris fought an aspirin and won.


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    Re: James Cameron Facts (ala Chuck Norris)

    Post by Fyrechiken on Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:41 am

    seven wrote:
    Gregoriouse The Great wrote:Oh I know a Chuck Norris fact! He'll never be as good as Bruce Lee.
    Uh Oh...Now them's fighting words!
    Punny.
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    Re: James Cameron Facts (ala Chuck Norris)

    Post by Gregoriouse The Great on Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:16 pm



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